do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh”

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do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh”

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

Hugging people and getting picked up by them

HUGGING

Not having people to hug

Giving a hug that comes off as weird

This post describes me in every way

before discovering lana del rey

after discovering lana del rey

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.

*logs in to tumblr*

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Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

“no.”

If you don’t cry over a tv show then you’re not a tru fan

me walking in school:

me walking out of school:

sometimes I want to listen to soft nice indie music and sometimes I want to listen to heavy metal rock and sometimes I want to listen to hardcore gangster rap and that’s just life

scrollin through ur /tagged/me like

its-a me twerkio

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

2014